New Army Uniforms

Army played VMI this weekend and although I'd rather enlist in the Army than actually watch this game, Army had some of the freshest uniforms I have ever seen.

Roy Hibbert, You Animal

So Roy Hibbert, Gtown '08 (yes roy), put up unreal number for the Pacers last night in their season opener. He had 28 points, 9 rebounds, and 3 blocks. He has been putting up major numbers in the preseason too with a double double average. Back when Hibbert was at Georgetown Prep, he apparently couldn't dribble a basketball. I bet so many people would go up to this 7 foot freak and ask for his autograph thinking he was Shaq so he figured he had to play basketball, and threw away his dreams of becoming a marine biologist. Damn shame. Can you imagine being 7-2 and just being a regular human being? Freaks chafe me.

Ride Coattails Ride

Once again, the New York Knicks have cut Patrick Ewing Jr. This comes a great surprise to me considering he was one of the best 6th/7th man to ever play at Georgetown, under John Thompson III, when they were playing at the Verizon Center, on a Friday evening. But don't feel bad for Patrick, he just got a fresh $100,000 in garunteed money from the Knicks. Looking at this picture, it all makes sense that the Knicks weren't able to get LeBron. They probably weren't willing to give LeBron #6 because they had a real hunch about Jr.

Fresh Tune of the Week

The fresh tune of the week has been given to Lupe Fiasco's new "The Show Goes On". Lupe is playing at Georgetown this Saturday October 30 in front of the McDonough Gym Stadium. Lupe will be showing off the freshest tunes of his upcoming album and also his classic freshness. 

Slamajama Ding Dong

So I was at a party the other weekend and things are winding down. Everyone's thinking about getting into their respective beds or floors with their respective females. I turn to my one buddy who's got this bewildered face. All he says is, "Its go time". He starts walking down to the basement and a big crowd follows him like he's Arthur Fonzarelli. He lines up one cup and just makes space for what we now call, "The Dunk". In the video above you will see what few have seen in person. This idiocy is one of the freshest things I have ever witnessed in my short life. The only chafe was the destruction that was laid on this kid's pong table. We all laughed and told him, "suck it nerd" as he cleaned up before his parents got home. The amount of freshness totally outweighs this one person's chafe. FRESH

Celtics Vs. Heat

 

So the NBA season kicks off tonight as the Celtics and the vintage Big 3 take on Lebron James (ew), Dwayne Wade (you're fresh), Chris Bosh (who are you?), and no one else. I don't know one person that has made the Heat their new favorite team. This is a bandwagon that no one wants to jump on. One thing that the Celtics have going against them, however, is their X-factor since 2005: Brian Scalabrine. We all know that the Celtics will be losing 1.5 ppg, 0.9 rpg, and overall classic token white guy presence. The Bulls have acquired his freshness this season for a non-guaranteed contract. I don't know how they pulled that off.

Prediction: Celtics over Heat

Between Two Ferns

"Between Two Ferns" is an online show on FunnyorDie that is hosted by Zach Galifianakas (so fresh in The Hangover) and is just about one of the funniest series of videos I have consistently LOL'ed at. Here are some of my favorites:

Michael Cera

Jimmy Kimmel

Bradley Cooper

Connan O'Brien

Charlize Theron

Ben Stiller

Steve Carell

Keenan Cafresh

So many have seen this kid and his name is Keenan Cahill. He's so sketchy, he's pretty fresh. He is always doing remakes of songs and somehow you see his new editions every single week. It's like one of the most chafing experiences of your life but you cannot look away. Aside from the fact that this kid is probably like 35, he just scares the bejesus out of me. He also never ever knows the words to the songs he is singing. His improvisational dance moves also make for bellows of laughter. Does this kid chafe your musical soul or make you feel all fresh inside?

The Thumb is Not a Finger

Is it a fresh or a chafe when girls are the "thumbs up girls"? I know its cool when people throw the occasional thumbs up in a Facebook photo. But its those girls that consistently blow up your news feeds with the same thumbs up and that horrible look they have on their face: pride. The pride to know that they are confident enough to throw off an entire picture. I am one man, but don't appreciate the thumbs up from the people who hold the y chromosome. Overall, when sharing a picture with a female that throws up the thumbs up: CHAFE

Methasaurus?

Jakes stationed outside Harbin Hall, aka Meth Hall.  Two kids from Harbin had a friend visit, and unlike the usual college visit of drinking and blazing, they decide to get intense with some DMT, a form of meth.  This could be considered a chafe to Georgetown's rep, but overall, you have to respect these frosh for going against the grain and not succumbing to the pressure of pussy drugs: FRESH.