Charlie St. Chafe

Over this break, which has been quite fresh, I've been watching a ton of movies. A movie that I stumbled upon (i've been so stoked to see this) was Charlie St. Cloud starring the very talented Zac Efron. Efron tore it up in 17 Again and I was waiting for his next hit. So Z-fresh's brother dies in a car accident, but before the accident he makes a promise that he'll play catch with him every day until he leaves for college. Seems like Efron is screwed because once his brother dies he sticks around in limbo and this contract will last for eternity. Five years later we find out that he's still playing catch with his brother. He has been playing catch for an hour every day for five years. Five years?! Holy mother of god that is so long. He should be able to replace Jeter at short stop by now. If I did anything every day for five years, aside from the obvious (a thank you), I'd be a pro at it. Get it together Chuck.

New York is Back

From my last post you can probably see that I am a Knicks fan. They were nasty when I was really young and then it was decided that they should suck for eternity... until they got the unnoticed fresh of a free agent in Amare "The Apostrophe" Stoudemire. At first I was a little upset cause I wanted Bron Bron but its whatever. The Knicks play with what they got and its firing up every fan. The Knicks play the Heat tomorrow and this will be a tight game. The only thing that chafes me about the Heat is Chris Bosh. I couldn't name more creatures that this guy looks like. Once I get one in my head I see a new picture and realize he is one of a kind...amongst freakishly ugly people.

Nate Robinson: Chill Out

As much as I love nasty Nate, his antics after Pierce's game winner with .4 seconds (touche Paul) were way over the top. He got the first celebration down and then had to go for number two and the picture above ensued. It wasn't that Nate missed Pierce by accident. Paul Pierce was just like get this freak away from him and he flipped him over his back D3 Mighty Ducks style. I would have done the same thing to that leprechaun. Knew a kid like that back in high school. Riddilin fixed him up real good.

PS: Knicks are back and Amare can hit it way beyond the three point line. He's going to squat all over Chris Bosh on Friday.

Christmas Come Early

After slaving over a 15 page paper,  I felt it necessary to watch 30 for 30's "Pony Express" last night. I'd rank this 30 for 30 as 3rd behind "The Two Escobars" and that behind the freshest of the fresh "The U". This one is based on how SMU was super tight in the late 1970s and early 1980s until they were eventually slapped with the NCAA's death penalty for breaking all the rules over and over again. SMU was notorious for having boosters that would drop hundreds like they were singles to outbid schools in their conference like Texas, A&M, and Arkansas for the ghetoest and dankest players in the land. Some would  equate this to my old playing days when coaches from around the country would be paying for my cheese fries and everlasting gobstoppers just to see me throw down a turkey in the bowling alley. Corruption is everywhere.
One of the legends of SMU football in this corrupt era was Erik Dickerson. If you were to watch this documentary I would only watch it to see this guy. He's got more swag than the Dos Equis guy himself. He rocks a perm down to his shoulders (which to me is the white man's mullet, and I 100% endorse), goggles, and a belly jersey, which has jumped to number 1 as my outfit of choice.

Coming Back to Action December 18th

Apologies for the lack of action on the site. We'll be freshing you hard in no time.

Movie to Check out This Weekend- 127 Hours

This new film with James Franco is about a guy who thinks he's awesome and can climb mountains, canyons, and things of that nature. What he doesn't know is that he is about to be cock slapped with nature's hammer. This is a true story about a guy who gets his arm stuck in a crevice of a valley (I'm really not sure of the terminology of canyons) with nothing but some water, a video camera, and the memory of the porn he watched from the night before.

Prediction: Freshness with a chance of Oscar

Fresh Tune of the Week

Title: Sanford & Son
Artist: Quincy Jones
Featuring: T.I., B.o.B., Prince Charlez & Mohombi

Randy Moss- C'YA MAYNNE

Randy Moss has just been dropped by the Vikings after being on the team for just 4 weeks. Last night Randy declared that he was not answering a question for the rest of the season. That's all it took for the Vikings to say l8r. If I was Randy Moss I would be ecstatic. The Vikings suck so much taint. He just salvaged his own season by sounding illiterate on ESPN last night. If the Patriots pick him up I would suspect a conspiracy. In lighter news, Randy was sporting a fresh throwback G'town sweatshirt during this press conference. That's the most important news to come out of all this.

New Army Uniforms

Army played VMI this weekend and although I'd rather enlist in the Army than actually watch this game, Army had some of the freshest uniforms I have ever seen.

Roy Hibbert, You Animal

So Roy Hibbert, Gtown '08 (yes roy), put up unreal number for the Pacers last night in their season opener. He had 28 points, 9 rebounds, and 3 blocks. He has been putting up major numbers in the preseason too with a double double average. Back when Hibbert was at Georgetown Prep, he apparently couldn't dribble a basketball. I bet so many people would go up to this 7 foot freak and ask for his autograph thinking he was Shaq so he figured he had to play basketball, and threw away his dreams of becoming a marine biologist. Damn shame. Can you imagine being 7-2 and just being a regular human being? Freaks chafe me.

Ride Coattails Ride

Once again, the New York Knicks have cut Patrick Ewing Jr. This comes a great surprise to me considering he was one of the best 6th/7th man to ever play at Georgetown, under John Thompson III, when they were playing at the Verizon Center, on a Friday evening. But don't feel bad for Patrick, he just got a fresh $100,000 in garunteed money from the Knicks. Looking at this picture, it all makes sense that the Knicks weren't able to get LeBron. They probably weren't willing to give LeBron #6 because they had a real hunch about Jr.

Fresh Tune of the Week

The fresh tune of the week has been given to Lupe Fiasco's new "The Show Goes On". Lupe is playing at Georgetown this Saturday October 30 in front of the McDonough Gym Stadium. Lupe will be showing off the freshest tunes of his upcoming album and also his classic freshness. 

Slamajama Ding Dong

So I was at a party the other weekend and things are winding down. Everyone's thinking about getting into their respective beds or floors with their respective females. I turn to my one buddy who's got this bewildered face. All he says is, "Its go time". He starts walking down to the basement and a big crowd follows him like he's Arthur Fonzarelli. He lines up one cup and just makes space for what we now call, "The Dunk". In the video above you will see what few have seen in person. This idiocy is one of the freshest things I have ever witnessed in my short life. The only chafe was the destruction that was laid on this kid's pong table. We all laughed and told him, "suck it nerd" as he cleaned up before his parents got home. The amount of freshness totally outweighs this one person's chafe. FRESH

Celtics Vs. Heat

 

So the NBA season kicks off tonight as the Celtics and the vintage Big 3 take on Lebron James (ew), Dwayne Wade (you're fresh), Chris Bosh (who are you?), and no one else. I don't know one person that has made the Heat their new favorite team. This is a bandwagon that no one wants to jump on. One thing that the Celtics have going against them, however, is their X-factor since 2005: Brian Scalabrine. We all know that the Celtics will be losing 1.5 ppg, 0.9 rpg, and overall classic token white guy presence. The Bulls have acquired his freshness this season for a non-guaranteed contract. I don't know how they pulled that off.

Prediction: Celtics over Heat

Between Two Ferns

"Between Two Ferns" is an online show on FunnyorDie that is hosted by Zach Galifianakas (so fresh in The Hangover) and is just about one of the funniest series of videos I have consistently LOL'ed at. Here are some of my favorites:

Michael Cera

Jimmy Kimmel

Bradley Cooper

Connan O'Brien

Charlize Theron

Ben Stiller

Steve Carell

Keenan Cafresh

So many have seen this kid and his name is Keenan Cahill. He's so sketchy, he's pretty fresh. He is always doing remakes of songs and somehow you see his new editions every single week. It's like one of the most chafing experiences of your life but you cannot look away. Aside from the fact that this kid is probably like 35, he just scares the bejesus out of me. He also never ever knows the words to the songs he is singing. His improvisational dance moves also make for bellows of laughter. Does this kid chafe your musical soul or make you feel all fresh inside?

The Thumb is Not a Finger

Is it a fresh or a chafe when girls are the "thumbs up girls"? I know its cool when people throw the occasional thumbs up in a Facebook photo. But its those girls that consistently blow up your news feeds with the same thumbs up and that horrible look they have on their face: pride. The pride to know that they are confident enough to throw off an entire picture. I am one man, but don't appreciate the thumbs up from the people who hold the y chromosome. Overall, when sharing a picture with a female that throws up the thumbs up: CHAFE

Methasaurus?

Jakes stationed outside Harbin Hall, aka Meth Hall.  Two kids from Harbin had a friend visit, and unlike the usual college visit of drinking and blazing, they decide to get intense with some DMT, a form of meth.  This could be considered a chafe to Georgetown's rep, but overall, you have to respect these frosh for going against the grain and not succumbing to the pressure of pussy drugs: FRESH.