Charlie St. Chafe

Over this break, which has been quite fresh, I've been watching a ton of movies. A movie that I stumbled upon (i've been so stoked to see this) was Charlie St. Cloud starring the very talented Zac Efron. Efron tore it up in 17 Again and I was waiting for his next hit. So Z-fresh's brother dies in a car accident, but before the accident he makes a promise that he'll play catch with him every day until he leaves for college. Seems like Efron is screwed because once his brother dies he sticks around in limbo and this contract will last for eternity. Five years later we find out that he's still playing catch with his brother. He has been playing catch for an hour every day for five years. Five years?! Holy mother of god that is so long. He should be able to replace Jeter at short stop by now. If I did anything every day for five years, aside from the obvious (a thank you), I'd be a pro at it. Get it together Chuck.

New York is Back

From my last post you can probably see that I am a Knicks fan. They were nasty when I was really young and then it was decided that they should suck for eternity... until they got the unnoticed fresh of a free agent in Amare "The Apostrophe" Stoudemire. At first I was a little upset cause I wanted Bron Bron but its whatever. The Knicks play with what they got and its firing up every fan. The Knicks play the Heat tomorrow and this will be a tight game. The only thing that chafes me about the Heat is Chris Bosh. I couldn't name more creatures that this guy looks like. Once I get one in my head I see a new picture and realize he is one of a kind...amongst freakishly ugly people.

Nate Robinson: Chill Out

As much as I love nasty Nate, his antics after Pierce's game winner with .4 seconds (touche Paul) were way over the top. He got the first celebration down and then had to go for number two and the picture above ensued. It wasn't that Nate missed Pierce by accident. Paul Pierce was just like get this freak away from him and he flipped him over his back D3 Mighty Ducks style. I would have done the same thing to that leprechaun. Knew a kid like that back in high school. Riddilin fixed him up real good.

PS: Knicks are back and Amare can hit it way beyond the three point line. He's going to squat all over Chris Bosh on Friday.

Christmas Come Early

After slaving over a 15 page paper,  I felt it necessary to watch 30 for 30's "Pony Express" last night. I'd rank this 30 for 30 as 3rd behind "The Two Escobars" and that behind the freshest of the fresh "The U". This one is based on how SMU was super tight in the late 1970s and early 1980s until they were eventually slapped with the NCAA's death penalty for breaking all the rules over and over again. SMU was notorious for having boosters that would drop hundreds like they were singles to outbid schools in their conference like Texas, A&M, and Arkansas for the ghetoest and dankest players in the land. Some would  equate this to my old playing days when coaches from around the country would be paying for my cheese fries and everlasting gobstoppers just to see me throw down a turkey in the bowling alley. Corruption is everywhere.
One of the legends of SMU football in this corrupt era was Erik Dickerson. If you were to watch this documentary I would only watch it to see this guy. He's got more swag than the Dos Equis guy himself. He rocks a perm down to his shoulders (which to me is the white man's mullet, and I 100% endorse), goggles, and a belly jersey, which has jumped to number 1 as my outfit of choice.

Coming Back to Action December 18th

Apologies for the lack of action on the site. We'll be freshing you hard in no time.

Movie to Check out This Weekend- 127 Hours

This new film with James Franco is about a guy who thinks he's awesome and can climb mountains, canyons, and things of that nature. What he doesn't know is that he is about to be cock slapped with nature's hammer. This is a true story about a guy who gets his arm stuck in a crevice of a valley (I'm really not sure of the terminology of canyons) with nothing but some water, a video camera, and the memory of the porn he watched from the night before.

Prediction: Freshness with a chance of Oscar

Fresh Tune of the Week

Title: Sanford & Son
Artist: Quincy Jones
Featuring: T.I., B.o.B., Prince Charlez & Mohombi